Puntingzone UK FAQ's Created on 21st April 2002

What sort of women become escorts? All sorts of ladies from all strata's of society. They are in the main friendly outgoing personalities. They love meeting people, they love sex and their business is one of providing "fantasy entertainment". What should I say on the phone? What should I say in an email? Be polite and be honest, explain what you have in mind and ask if this is agreeable. Ask the lady what information she would like to hear from you. Escorts take their security extremely seriously, respect that and provide relevant details. These may include, checkable hotel details i.e.. the name you used to make the reservation, your home phone number/address, your car registration number. The escort won't retain these details after the appointment, and she won't call you on any number you give her unless requested to, but she needs to be secure and she needs to check you out. 99% of clients are honest great guys, but 1% may be a danger. Hey, you wouldn't want your mother robbed by a conman or your daughter attacked by a crazy babysitter would you I've heard that all escorts despise their clients. Is this true? Do escorts enjoy their job? Most people change their occupations if they are unhappy in their work. escorts are no different. Like all of us they have the occasional bad day at work, but no more so than any one else. Remember, just like in any business the escort is looking for repeat appointments, so she is unlikely to let personal happenstance get in the way of delivering a first class experience. Most escorts get real job satisfaction out of their job. It's quite a kick to put a lasting smile on a clients face and imparting an enduring memory. Do escorts have orgasms? Yes, but not everytime, just like ever other woman on the planet. It's my first time - what should I do? Tell the escort at the time of booking that this is your first time. Forearmed with this information the escort can tailor the appointment to ensure your full satisfaction. Remember, this may be your first time, but the escort does this all the time,, she is an expert professional, just like a lawyer or a doctor, so trust her to get it right. How do I choose an escort? Surf the major escort sites, www.puntingzone.com, www.punternet.com, www.punterlink.co.uk, Read the various message boards, visit the various chat rooms, either may give you an idea of the ladies character and may give you the chance to build up a rapport. Read the FRs, and even email the authors, if their email addy is with the FR authors will be happy to help. Read the escorts website thoroughly, does and don'ts, FAQs, services provided and those definitely not provided. Should I phone first or send an email? Some escorts state initial contact by email only. Where the escort lists a number and an email contact choose which ever you are most comfortable with. If you phone, it may be easier if you have written some notes for yourself, so you remember to ask all the questions you may have. In either case, remember, escorts are busy people, the timing of a call may be inconvenient, email is not always instant and the reply may be delayed, the escort may be away from her computer for a few days touring. Have patience, and give as much notice as possible, although it is possible to book an escort with only an hour or twos notice, a week or even two is much better in reality. Most escorts will not accept phone calls from number withheld phones, these generally include your office phone if it goes through any kind of company exchange/switchboard manual or computerised. I'd really like to be able to (CIM,A,whatever), what should I do? Escorts are professionals, if the ladies website does not provide details, then ask before you make an appointment. The escort will not be offended, unless you didn't read the website properly, and the worst she can say is No. Are fees negotiable? As a rule no way, and to ask is to offend. From time to time escorts do announce specials on various message boards or on their own site, so look out for bargains. In addition, long bookings e.g. a weekend or a trip overseas, may be negotiable. Ask for a quote, and if it is out of your budget, just politely say that the quote is a little higher than you imagined and although you would like to see the lady, finances will not allow. In these circumstances, the escort may,, but only may, come back to you with a lower rate. This is not negotiation, it is the escorts prerogative to initiate any just rate adjustment and it generally only applies to appointments over 24 hours. How can I book a hotel for an afternoon? Most chain Hotels (Marriots, Thistles, Hoilday Inns etc) all take day let bookings providing you are finished with the room by about 6pm. That way they can service the room and resale it again at night. An average day let in London is about £50-£100 mark but hotels will and do haggle over the price so sometimes it is better to try and book direct. Smaller chains & independants that the view that if you are using the bed etc., then you are using the bed and that's that. The hotel staff are geared up to clean up the mess in the morning not late afternoon. Get good rates from www.lastminute.com and others listed at www.punterlink.co.uk Can I pay an escort with a cheque? No, payments are generally cash, though the website will say if credit cards or any other methods are acceptable. Longer appointments may require a deposit sent in advance, this may be a money order or cheque, the escort will explain the preferred option. If extensive travel is required, return rail or airline tickets may be required to be purchased and sent in advance. In general, get the money in plenty of time,, remember most holes in the wall only let you take £250 a day out. Pop the money in a plain envelope and present this to the escort within the first 5 minutes of the appointment. You instigate this, it's a little rude to wait to be asked. Should I tell an escort my real name? Why not, after all she is probably going to find out if you use a false one when she does her security check. However if you are determined not to use your real name, then tell her up front that it isn't your real name, but remember, she has to have some security. How do I book a hotel without the charge showing up on my credit card? Book the hotel using your credit card for room guarantee purposes, but tell the hotel you wish to settle the account in cash. Remember to have the cash, for both the hotel and the escort Will she phone me at home? Not unless you ask her to call. What should I do if I don't feel well on the day of an appointment? Phone and cancel as soon as possible. If the escort cannot be reached, text her phone and email her,then try phoning again. Do I need to confirm the appointment on the day? Most escorts prefer it if you do. Should I take a present? This is not required, but is always appreciated. When should I pay? Within 5 minutes of meeting the escort. If its your hotel room, leave the payment in a white envelope in the bathroom and say something along the lines of, you may like to check out the bathroom. This removes any embarrassment and allows the escort to count the money in private and tuck it away out of sight. Alternatively just say, can I give you this now, then you pop to the bathroom so she can count and stow the money without embarrassment. How should I treat an escort? Like any other professional. You are polite when you visit the doctor or the lawyer, you know that if you are nice to your mechanic, your car will be fixed quicker and better than if you are arrogant and aggressive. You know the waiter can spit in your soup if you are a pratt. As with all human interactions, if you are warm friendly and gracious, you get a better result, same works with this profession. What do escorts most appreciate in their clients? Cleanliness, honesty, and a friendly gracious demeanour, oh and you may be nervous or apprehensive, thats ok,, just say, and escort knows how to relax you. Don†t try to cover your anxiety with a shield of armour, that may be perceived as arrogance or worse. You may need a dutch courage in the form of a drink immediately prior to an appointment. One or two is fine, but if you over indulge, the escort may just walk away, you may not even be able to perform, one way or another, it's not a good idea Do escorts become friends with their clients? Do escorts ever date their clients? You are paying for a fantasy, the appointment is a form of entertainment just like a couple of hours at the movies. So say you see a Catherine Zeta Jones movie,, you have a great time sure, but although it is possible you will become friends with Ms Jones, come on , how likely is that. In short, it can happen, but not often and escorts do not generally appreciate you trying to cross from their work life into their private life, so don't try. In the very unlikely event the escort wants to see you socially, she is the one to initiate this not you. What will happen when she arrives? After the payment, see above, the escort will chat to you and subtly assess how best to give you the time of your life. You may offer her a drink, tea coffee soft drink or alcohol. She may take you up, but dont worry if she doesn†t want alcohol, she may well be driving and she will certainly want to maintain control of the appointment. Every escort works in their own unique way, so the FRs on that lady will probably best describe they way her appointments proceed. What if I don't fancy her when she arrives? Apologise within the first 5 minutes, say you are unable to go through with the appointment and offer to pay the ladies travelling expenses plus £50 for wasting her time. Frankly 99% of the time, if you find yourself in this situation, you are the one to blame for not doing your research thoroughly enough. The appointment went really badly. What can I do? Ok so it wasn't good, it was really bad, probably not the wisest move to rant and rave at the escort there and then. Immediately afterwards write down what went wrong. Then email the escort or agency and say you were disappointed and will be emailing her/them again when you are feeling less emotive. 24 hours later reflect on your initial scribblings and if you still feel strongly place your thoughts in another email to the escort, suggesting that she provide an amicably agreeable solution. Give the escort or agency time to think about this. If a solution is not forthcoming submit an FR in a calm rational manner. Just slagging the girl off, won't achieve anything. I think I'm in love with her. What should I do next? Pretty woman syndrome is the clinical term to describe this phenomenon. You may "think" you are in love, but I can guarantee she isn't in love with you. She may think you are a sweet kind guy, but she ""loves"" all of the following and more before she even considers you as anything other than a client. Husband, children, dogs, cats, house, extended family, best friend at school, best mate now, the neighbours, the local vice squad and the vacuum cleaner. If you must, but only if you must, explain as dis-passionately to the escort that you have fallen prey to certain in appropriate feelings towards her. She will probably know how to deal with your symptoms, if not she will have a colleague that can advise her. The cure will hurt you, perhaps having read this, you will be sensible enough to be pre-warned and never let it get to that stage. By the way, it happens to far more than are prepared to admit it. Take your medicine and move on.